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One Mum, A Plan & A Bunch of Passenger Princesses

Tucked under olive trees and framed by mountains, this Montenegrin villa isn’t just easy on the eyes—it’s a family travel dream. Think tranquil vibes, space to breathe, and yes… enough toilets to avoid holiday meltdowns. Come take a peek inside paradise!

Montenegro’s Best Family Villa? Come for the Views, Stay for the Sanity-Saving Number of Toilets

Ready to ignite your wanderlust?

You know that feeling when you open the fridge for the fifth time hoping something new magically appeared? Well, this is the travel version of that — except it actually delivers.

Picture this: you arrive in Montenegro after surviving the coastal roads so narrow you start seriously questioning your life choices—and considering becoming a stunt driver instead, and step into a secret sanctuary where every detail feels plucked from a Mediterranean daydream —kind of like that scene in The Godfather when Michael “takes a little break” in Italy, only here nobody’s hiding from a mob war (unless you count running from your inbox).

Here, lazy afternoons melt into golden evenings, and every moment begs you to linger just a little longer.

Whether you’re a seeker of tranquil escapes or a connoisseur of alfresco feasts, this place promises an adventure for the senses—a passport to pure relaxation and timeless beauty.

Let’s dive into a retreat where the scenery is as unforgettable as the memories you’ll make, and where you’ll wonder if you should just “accidentally” miss your flight home and live off olives and good decisions forever.

Nestled beneath a silvery canopy of graceful olive trees, this outdoor haven is the epitome of relaxation.

Crisp white loungers rest on a bed of soft, pale stones, creating a dreamy Mediterranean vibe that’s perfect for lazy afternoons and tranquil siestas.

Just steps away, you’ll find a charming rustic stone setup, complete with a classic open-air grill and an artisan-style stone sink.

The blend of natural textures-stone, greenery, and aged wood-sets the scene for sun-soaked gatherings, sizzling barbecues, and refreshing drinks under the open sky.

It’s the ultimate mix of nature, comfort, and timeless elegance. 

Step into a world of serene beauty!

Inside, the chic modern living room seamlessly connects comfort with the breathtaking Montenegrin landscape.

Stylish, plush couches, a sleek glass table, and a cozy fireplace invite you to relax and unwind.

And the view?

Absolutely stunning-a tranquil lake stretches out before you, framed by majestic mountains that seem to touch the sky.

This isn’t just a room; it’s an experience, a retreat, a slice of paradise.

Wake up in the main bedroom, where the view isn’t just a backdrop-it’s the main event.

Attega Grommet Curtains frame a magical scene: a serene lake reflecting towering mountains, with a cozy Montenegrin town nestled below.

“Main bedroom with a view hits different,” and you’re absolutely right!

Imagine yourself wrapped in a warm blanket, sipping hot cocoa as distant lights twinkle on a winter night.

Or picture a summer sunrise so stunning, it makes you forget you slept through your alarm.

This isn’t just a bedroom; it’s a front-row seat to nature’s greatest show, where wanderlust becomes your everyday reality.

Let’s peek into another room.

Forget the views for a moment-just look at that tub!

It’s not just a bath; it’s practically a throne.

Picture yourself soaking in there, feeling like Tony Montana (minus the drama).

“Say hello to my little… rubber ducky!”

The cozy-chic vibe continues with a comfy bed tucked under the eaves, making it a secret hideaway perfect for dreaming up adventures.

Who needs a window when you’ve got a bath fit for a movie star?

The kids’ room is a parent’s dream: two beds!

Gone are the nights of breaking up fights over blankets or the “good side.”

This peaceful oasis means sweet dreams and solo snoring-a true vacation for everyone.

The only drama now is deciding who gets to pick the movie first (and yes, it’ll still be a negotiation).

And the best part?

Toilets everywhere!

It’s as if the architect had a personal vendetta against bathroom lines.

No more strategic water intake or hallway sprints-just pure, unadulterated toilet bliss.

You could practically host a synchronised flushing competition here.

In short, this place is a 10/10- and that’s not just the abundance of toilets talking.

If you’re in Montenegro, not booking this place would be a crime against vacationing.

You simply can’t rate it highly enough; it’s absolutely worth it! – Check out a full tour here!

And if you want to add this Villa to your next adventure fill out my quote form here and I’ll send you over all the details you need!


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One response to “Montenegro’s Best Family Villa? Come for the Views, Stay for the Sanity-Saving Number of Toilets”

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